Totally Accurate Battle Simulator

You haven't truly lived until you've watched a line of spear-wielding peasants confidently charge… straight past the enemy… then trip over a hill… and accidentally win the battle anyway. That's the special sauce of Totally Accurate Battle Simulator: it's a tactics game where your master plan is always one physics hiccup away from becoming slapstick theatre—and somehow that makes it more strategic, not less.